Jul 16, 2010

by English Muse

The literary blogosphere continues to buzz with angst and dismay as thousands — or maybe even millions — of people learned the shocking news this week that they write like …Dan Brown. The growing outrage — sparked by a computerized prose analysis on a obscure website called “I Write Like” — could be the biggest controversy involving Brown since the release of his insanely successful but widely reviled book, The Da Vinci Code. (BTW, Audrey Tautou was lovely as Sophie in the movie version.)
In a move that some hoped would calm the fears, the NYT’s Paper Cuts blog weighed in on the controversy Thursday with a post titled “I Write Like…Yeah Right.”

“I entered my last blog post and was told I write like Edgar Allan Poe,” NYT blogger Jennifer Schuessler wrote. “Pretty neat. But then a colleague plugged in a paragraph from Poe’s “Fall of the House of Usher” and was told it sounded like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.”

One reader commented: “Thank you for debunking that. It told me I write like Dan Brown,
and I almost killed myself.”

Brown, meanwhile, has gone into seclusion after learning that he writes like Jane Austen.

PS: Only parts of this post are true. The rest is fiction. I would like to dedicate it to Jonas (I hope you’ve gotten that dreadful program to finally give you Hemingway.)

Also, I have no idea who did the cartoon — now floating freely about the Internet. (Email if you know the source.)


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31 Responses to “Damn Dan Brown”

  1. Tonia says:

    Fantastic! Think I'd have hung my head and slunk away from the keyboard forever if Dan Brown had come up on my entry too!

  2. Santafire says:

    lol i like the part where you mentioned Brown went into seclusion XD

  3. Amber says:

    J.D. Salinger for me. What a fun, time wasting site. Tried it a few times and each time the same. Interesting. I linked you to my site. Hope thats ok.

  4. Tina says:

    yes! thank you for the link!!

  5. Au Lapin Blanc says:

    David Foster Wallace for me every single time I tried it.

    I'm chuffed with that to be honest

  6. Hannah says:

    hahaha very very funny. aww god dan brown….nightmare….i think that one who writes the twilight books has pipped for "successful writers who cannot write"



  7. Christine says:

    I got David Foster Wallace too. Though to be fair I plugged in a post in which I was trying a different writing style. But now I'm afraid to try again for fear of getting Dan Brown:) I should also try plugging in a writer's words and see what I get. Have a great weekend!

  8. Brian Miller says:

    lol. i got dan brown as well…figured it was a free publicity stunt for him as i kept seeing it on everyones blog…

  9. Elizabeth says:

    Hilarious post!

  10. jonas wunderman says:

    It finally gave me David Foster Wallace … which was interesting. Anyway after all the heartache of the day before I can rest easy at my keyboard again.

    xoxo you're so sweet tina!

  11. R. J. says:

    I think I'll pass on that particular analysis. My ego can't take it. It would probably say I write like a five year old.

  12. m.a.f says:

    i got dan brown twice! but the third time i got james fenimore cooper and i started breathing again.

  13. Carey says:

    I got Dan Brown the first time, but got a different writer each of the next 4 times. Sounds like everyone kept on trying. . .

  14. aerussell says:

    Oh I'm so glad I didn't get Dan Brown! I think I would have cried. It would have been messy. 😉

  15. Mademoiselle Poirot says:

    What a funny post – and I'm really glad Dan Brown didn't come up for me, I must be doing something right 😉 Love from London x

  16. liza says:

    This is hilarious! Thank you so much, Tina.

  17. Giulia says:

    Mille grazie, bella Tina.

    from the great East Coast power grid that goes off & on at effing random moments.

    Susan & Julie zee Cat

  18. Erzulimojo says:

    I went from James Fenimore Cooper to Dan Brown (gulp!) to David Foster Wallace. How random is that?

  19. Emma says:

    lol – so funny. I was scared to do the test fearing that I'd come out as Dan Brown!

  20. Kristin Hjellegjerde says:

    This is just too funny:)

  21. Tina says:

    someone left this funny comment on the NYT post:

    "All I put was the F word a few times and I was Chuck Palahniuk.

    He must (be) quite a stylist."

  22. Jennifer says:

    I've only given it one shot so far, but my blog entry is written like David Foster Wallace. Wonder who it will be next time I try?

    I did hear an interview with the creator of the site on NPR today. He said it is based on an algorithm, so I'm assuming the result options are somewhat limited. Fun, nontheless.

  23. mkendall says:

    oh god that would be horrible! I tried ti four times, the first time getting David Foster Wallace. Then I got Stephen King, then David again, then Agatha Christie. hmm…

  24. Tina says:

    Agatha Christie! This is the first I've heard of Agatha joining this little cyber party…

  25. Julia says:

    This is pretty hilarious… It's weird because Dan Brown is obviously a very popular author, but it's true, his writing style is kind of lame. I was pretty PO'ed when I was told I write like him from the results of this test. No one wants to write like him, but somehow his books are flying off shelves and being made into movies starring Tom Hanks? And I'm not gonna lie, I read his books and though they get a little exhausting at times, I have a really hard time putting them down. I finished the Lost Symbol in like 2 days.

  26. SPLENDEROSA says:

    Hilarious. I thought I wrote like Norman Mailer, now I'll have to check!!

  27. Meghan says:

    I found your blog through Micaela at Dolce Vita – and thanks to the link, I discovered I write like Chuck Palahniuk. It kind of made my day:)

  28. Kristin says:

    I would think Brown would be honored to write like Austen! Not so much? HA!

  29. jenna says:

    Mine was hilarious. I got James Joyce first but then… Stephanie Meyer!

  30. Daniel Tunnard says:

    I got Raymond Chandler. I should be happy, but I've spent the last three months trying to copy Kurt Vonnegut…

  31. H. Gillham says:

    This is totally hilarious.

    The analysis said I write like Cory Doctorow.

    I had to look him up.

    Is that better than E.L. Doctorow?


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